"why is my computer running so slow? … oh wait I’ve had photoshop and forty tabs in chrome open all week…"
me, literally once a week
this is one of the best thing I have seen in my life.
caramelize-ish the onions, add minced garlic to brown, add 3 cups chicken stock, ish
add toasted rye berries, cook for ~ 25 minutes
add split peas, cook for ~10 minutes
add vegetables (potatoes and carrots diced-ish, brussels sprouts eighthed), cook for ~10 minutes
add water to desired consistency, black pepper to taste
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