"why is my computer running so slow? … oh wait I’ve had photoshop and forty tabs in chrome open all week…"

me, literally once a week

misheard song lyric of the day: “one day when the light is glowing, I’ll be in my castle coding…”

soup!

  • 4 oz onion
  • 1-2 cloves garlic
  • 3 cups chicken broth
  • 3/4 cups rye berries
  • 3/8 cup split peas (green and/or yellow)
  • 4 oz blue potatoes (or red, I guess)
  • 4 oz brussels sprouts
  • 8 oz carrots

caramelize-ish the onions, add minced garlic to brown, add 3 cups chicken stock, ish

add toasted rye berries, cook for ~ 25 minutes

add split peas, cook for ~10 minutes

add vegetables (potatoes and carrots diced-ish, brussels sprouts eighthed), cook for ~10 minutes

add water to desired consistency, black pepper to taste

~soooooouuup soouup soup~

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evilsupplyco:

"Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself." 

Our most popular piece of advice is now available as a premium screen print: 8.5” x 11”, white and metallic gold ink on black paper, signed by author and artist Atticus Q. Redghost, esq.

Purchase here

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things I have gotten paid for this summer (for science!):

  • photoshopping
  • art theft
  • script writing
  • voice acting
  • puppeteering